Too much of anything is bad, but too much Champagne is just right.
Interpretation
Excess can lead to negative outcomes, but some indulgences, like Champagne, are an exception to the rule.
This quote cleverly plays with the idea of moderation, suggesting that while overindulgence in most things can be harmful, enjoying Champagne in excess is a delightful and celebratory exception. It reflects a whimsical perspective on life's pleasures and the joy they can bring.
In practice
This quote can be used during a toast at a wedding to emphasize the joy of celebration.
Don't be so anxious about it,' she laughed. 'I'm not used to being loved. I wouldn't know what to do; I never got the trick of it.' She looked down at him, shy and fatigued. 'So here we are. I told you years ago that I had the makings of Cinderella.' He took her hand; she drew it back instinctively and then replaced it in his. 'Beg your pardon. Not even used to being touched. But I'm not afraid of you, if you stay quiet and don't move suddenly.
The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to function.
It was about then [1920] that I wrote a line which certain people will not let me forget: "She was a faded but still lovely woman of twenty-seven."
The words seemed to bite physically into Gatsby.
But you can love more than just one person, can't you?
A sudden gust of rain blew over them and then another - as if small liquid clouds were bouncing along the land. Lightning entered the sea far off and the air blew full of crackling thunder. The table cloths blew around the pillars. They blew and blew and blew. The flags twisted around the red chairs like live things, the banners were ragged, the corners of the table tore off through the burbling billowing ends of the cloths.
I may be drunk, Miss, but in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly.
At the risk of appearing disingenuous, I don't really think of myself as 'writing humor.' I'm simply reporting on the world I observe, which is frequently hilarious.
It's now very common to hear people say 'I'm rather offended by that'.
The bigger the humbug, the better people will like it.
As a black man, I actually had naturally sort of comedic curiosity about the Klan.
Humor is a serious thing. I like to think of it as one of our greatest earliest natural resources, which must be preserved at all cost.
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