Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Never let the brain idle. ‘An idle mind is the devil’s workshop.’ And the devil’s name is Alzheimer’s.
Interpretation
Keeping the mind engaged prevents negative thoughts and deterioration of mental health.
This quote by George Carlin emphasizes the importance of keeping the brain active and engaged. It suggests that an inactive mind can lead to harmful thoughts and conditions, such as Alzheimer's, which symbolizes the negative consequences of neglecting mental activity.
In practice
In a motivational speech on the importance of mental fitness.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
You yourself may not be luminous, but you are a conductor of light.
Remember who you are and whose you are.
Past is dead Future is uncertain; Present is all you have, So eat, drink and live merry.
It is good to vary in order that you may frustrate the curious, especially those who envy you.
Muddled thinking inevitably results in muddled living
If you really want to know what's happening here and now, you've got to use your own eyes and your own judgment.
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