Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
The other night I ate at a real nice family restaurant. Every table had an argument going.
Interpretation
Carlin humorously comments on the often chaotic nature of family gatherings.
George Carlin's quote humorously highlights the often tumultuous yet relatable nature of family interactions, particularly during shared meals. It suggests that underlying disagreements and spirited discussions are a common aspect of family dynamics, turning a seemingly pleasant dinner at a restaurant into a scene of lively debate. This observation reflects the complexities of familial relationships, where love and conflict coexist.
In practice
In a speech about the quirks of family life, you could say, 'As George Carlin once noted, arguments at the dinner table are just part of the charm.'
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
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Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
I was kind of shy as a lad, and a lot of things that made me laugh, I found, did not make other people laugh.
Only in comedy, by the way, does an obedient white girl from the suburbs count as diversity.
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...it is not necessary to the child to awaken to the sense of the strange and humorous by giving a man a luminous nose...to the child it is sufficiently strange and humorous to have a nose at all.
What I say is that, if a fellow really likes potatoes, he must be a pretty decent sort of fellow.
Comedy is a very rough beat. It's no holds barred, as it should be.
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