Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Some people see the glass half full. Others see it half empty. I see a glass that's twice as big as it needs to be.
Interpretation
This quote reflects a perspective that encourages seeing beyond the usual viewpoints.
George Carlin's quote illustrates a unique way of thinking about situations and perceptions. Rather than merely focusing on whether a situation is positive or negative, he suggests a broader perspective that challenges the norms of how we interpret reality. By viewing the glass as 'twice as big as it needs to be', Carlin encourages us to think critically and creatively about our circumstances, finding alternative interpretations that promote a more profound understanding of our lives.
In practice
In a motivational speech about overcoming challenges.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
In the East they say suffering is avoidable and not necessary. Life is bliss! You know why? This is because wisdom, yoga and meditation are ways to avoid suffering which has not yet come.
A cloud does not know why it moves in just such a direction and at such a speed, it feels an impulsion... this is the place to go now. But the sky knows the reasons and the patterns behind all clouds, and you will know, too, when you lift yourself high enough to see beyond horizons.
Commonplaceness, the surrender to the average, that good which is not bad but still the enemy of the best - That is our besetting danger.
Let not a man do what his sense of right bids him not to do, nor desire what it forbids him to desire. This is sufficient. The skillful artist will not alter his measures for the sake of a stupid workman.
To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
No obligation to do the impossible is binding.
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