I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Interpretation
Anger often leads to poor decisions and negative outcomes.
This quote by Will Rogers suggests that those who allow their anger to control them may end up in unfavorable situations. When emotions run high, especially anger, individuals tend to act irrationally, which can lead to mistakes and regret, just as a plane that descends hastily may not land well.
In practice
In a workplace meeting discussing conflict resolution.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
Be proud of your scars. They have everything to do with your strength, and what you've endured. They're a treasure map to the deep self.
I was an old tackle riding around talking to people about sports. Like I've said to a lot of people over the years, 'I only go where old tackles go, and if an old tackle does not belong there, I'm not going.'
These are the living springs of great thoughts and great actions. Everything grows clear in the reflections from the Infinite.
The first principle is that you must not fool yourself and you are the easiest person to fool.
He is rich who owns the day, and no one owns the day who allows it to be invaded with fret and anxiety.
If you want me to speak for two minutes, it will take me three weeks of preparation. If you want me to speak for thirty minutes, it will take me a week to prepare. If you want me to speak for an hour, I am ready now.
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