I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Interpretation
The vice-president has a seemingly easy job compared to the president, emphasizing the humorous aspect of political roles.
Will Rogers humorously suggests that the vice-president enjoys a cushy position, primarily focused on inquiring about the president's well-being. This highlights the contrast and perceived ease of the vice-president's job, poking fun at the often overwhelming responsibilities faced by president, while also commenting on the nature of political roles and public perception.
In practice
Using this quote in a speech about leadership roles in politics.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
Heroing is one of the shortest-lived professions there is.
It is unthinkable for a Frenchman to arrive at middle age without having syphilis and the Cross of the Legion of Honor.
That is a society editor, sitting there elegantly dressed, with his legs crossed in that indolent way, observing the clothes the ladies wear, so that he can describe them for his paper and make them out finer than they are and get bribes for it and become wealthy.
A fit of laughter, which has been indulged to excess, almost always produces a violent reaction.
Any reviewer who expresses rage and loathing for a novel is preposterous. He or she is like a person who has put on full armor and attacked a hot fudge sundae.
As a black man, I actually had naturally sort of comedic curiosity about the Klan.
EMOTION, n. A prostrating disease caused by a determination of the heart to the head. It is sometimes accompanied by a copious discharge of hydrated chloride of sodium from the eyes.
Subscribe for the occasional hand-picked quote. No noise.