Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
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You can fool some of the people some of the time -- and that's enough to make a decent living.
Interpretation
What this quote means
The quote suggests that misleading people occasionally can be beneficial for personal gain.
W. C. Fields humorously points out the idea that a person can achieve a comfortable life by taking advantage of people's gullibility. The quote reflects a cynical view of human nature, implying that a small amount of deception can lead to success, as long as it is done selectively and occasionally.
Themes
DeceptionHumorSuccessPeopleLiving
In practice
Example use cases
To make light of a situation during a speech about ethics in business.
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