Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
W. C. FieldsRead
Drown in a cold vat of whiskey? Death, where is thy sting?
Interpretation
This quote humorously juxtaposes death with whiskey, suggesting a comically exaggerated distraction from life's seriousness.
W. C. Fields' quote plays with the idea of using alcohol as an escape from the harsh realities of life and death. By referring to drowning in a 'cold vat of whiskey', Fields adds a layer of humor and wit, cleverly implying that one might prefer the intoxication of whiskey over the somber contemplation of mortality. This reflects the often humorous approach to serious subjects like death, demonstrating how laughter can serve as a coping mechanism.
In practice
During a toast at a friend's party to celebrate life's quirks.
Few things in life are more embarrassing than the necessity of having to inform an old friend that you have just got engaged to his fiancee.
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.
Christmas at my house is always at least six or seven times more pleasant than anywhere else. We start drinking early. And while everyone else is seeing only one Santa Claus, we'll be seeing six or seven.
I never vote for anyone. I always vote against.
Now don't say you can't swear off drinking; it's easy. I've done it a thousand times.
Humor is the best means of surviving in a difficult world.
In the process of looking for comedy, you have to be deeply honest. And in doing that, you'll find out here's the other side. You'll be looking under the rock occasionally for the laughter.
Bigamy is the only crime where two rites make a wrong.
Seriously, I've just realized that almost everyone is a fraud, so I try not to feel too bad about it.
I thought such awful thoughts that I cannot even say them out loud because they would make Jesus want to drink gin straight out of the cat dish.
There is nothing like instances to grow hair on a bald-headed argument.
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