Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.
John MortimerRead
The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over, and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.
Interpretation
Aging can be a sudden and jarring experience, often leaving one feeling unprepared for its challenges.
In this quote, John Mortimer reflects on the abrupt and often humorous nature of aging. He suggests that the process of growing old is not a slow, manageable transition, but rather a forceful event that can catch people off guard, provoking feelings of absurdity and the need for a light-hearted perspective. Mortimer's words encourage acceptance of the ridiculousness that can accompany aging and imply that one should embrace this stage of life with an open mind rather than resistance.
In practice
In a speech about the importance of embracing life at all ages.
Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.
Writing about the indignities of old age: the daunting stairway to the restaurant restroom, the benefits of a wheelchair in airports and its disadvantages at cocktail parties, giving the user what he described as a child's-eye view of the party and a crotch-level view of the guests. Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The aging process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.
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