Dying is a matter of slapstick and pratfalls. The ageing process is not gradual or gentle. It rushes up, pushes you over and runs off laughing. No one should grow old who isn't ready to appear ridiculous.
John MortimerRead
There are lots of similarities between being a writer and a lawyer: to tell a story to a jury, hold their attention, make them laugh, make them like you. But what makes being a barrister less satisfying than being a writer is, finally, that it's about what someone else wants you to say.
Interpretation
What this quote means
Both writers and lawyers share the art of storytelling, but writers have the freedom to express their own voice.
In this quote, John Mortimer highlights the parallels between the crafts of writing and law, emphasizing that while both require skill in engaging an audience and conveying a narrative, the fundamental difference lies in the autonomy of the writer. Writers have the liberty to express their own ideas and emotions, whereas lawyers must often represent the perspectives and wishes of their clients, which can make the legal profession feel less fulfilling creatively.
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WritingLawyerStorytellingCreativityExpression
In practice
Example use cases
In a writing workshop, when discussing the freedom of creative expression, I could reference this quote to illustrate the difference between storytelling and advocacy.
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