Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
Why do they bother saying "raw sewage"? Do some people actually cook that stuff?
Interpretation
The quote humorously questions the redundancy of the phrase 'raw sewage'.
George Carlin's quote highlights the absurdity of language by pointing out how 'raw sewage' is a redundant term, as sewage is inherently raw. This humorous critique reflects on the way we often use unnecessary qualifiers in our speech, inviting us to consider the meaning and implications behind our words.
In practice
This quote could be used in a stand-up comedy routine to express how language can be unnecessarily complicated.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
I know it’s not the right thing to say to a lady, miss, but you are sweating like a pig!" "My mother always said that horses sweat, men perspire, and ladies merely glow…" "Is that so? Well, miss, you are glowing like a pig!
The secret to enjoying your job is to have a hobby that's even worse
A sense of humor keen enough to show a man his own absurdities will keep him from the commission of all sins, or nearly all, save those worth committing.
A gourmet who thinks of calories is like a tart who looks at her watch.
At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world and it's efficiency is only marred by the difficulty of finding twelve men every day who don't know anything and can't read-
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