Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
I do this real moron thing, and it's called thinking. And apparently I'm not a very good American because I like to form my own opinions.
Interpretation
The quote emphasizes the importance of independent thinking and forming one's own opinions, even when it goes against societal norms.
George Carlin's quote highlights the value of critical thinking and the necessity of having personal opinions. He satirically critiques the notion of blindly conforming to popular beliefs, suggesting that true intelligence involves questioning the status quo and thinking for oneself. The quote illustrates a deeper philosophy advocating for individual thought in a society that often discourages deviation from conventional views.
In practice
This quote could be used in a speech about the importance of critical thinking in education.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
All your Western theologies, the whole mythology of them, are based on the concept of God as a senile delinquent.
Special-interest publications should realize that if they are attracting enough advertising and readers to make a profit, the interest is not so special.
Through my school years, I learned more about slavery, anti-black racism, and oppression in the U.S., and my blackness could no longer be an afterthought. I started wearing it proudly, and as my consciousness deepened, so did my love for black folks.
Finally, the intercom crackles and Hatmitch's acerbic laugh fills the studio. He contains himself just long enough to say, 'And that, my friends, is how a revolution dies.
In chess, as a purely intellectual game, where randomness is excluded, - for someone to play against himself is absurd ... It is as paradoxical, as attempting to jump over his own shadow.
Occasionally God rips aside the veil, and you begin to see this very fact: All things happen for you. All things. Everything is knit together.
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