Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage they are giving evidence at a coroner's inquest.
Interpretation
Discussing marriage can often lead to conflict rather than resolution, suggesting it's a delicate topic.
H. L. Mencken's quote humorously compares marital discussions to a coroner's inquest, implying that examining the state of a marriage can often feel like an investigation into a failed relationship. This metaphor suggests that like an inquest, these discussions can uncover problems and dissatisfaction, which can feel somber and potentially detrimental to the bond between partners, rather than fostering understanding and love.
In practice
During a wedding ceremony, one might quote this to highlight the challenges of marriage.
I know a good many men of great learning-that is, men born with an extraordinary eagerness and capacity to acquire knowledge. One and all, they tell me that they can't recall learning anything of any value in school. All that schoolmasters managed to accomplish with them was to test and determine the amount of knowledge that they had already acquired independently-and not infrequently the determination was made clumsily and inaccurately.
It takes a long while for a naturally trustful person to reconcile himself to the idea that after all God will not help him
It is the theory of all modern civilized governments that they protect and foster the liberty of the citizen; it is the practice of all of them to limit its exercise, and sometimes very narrowly.
The central belief of every moron is that he is the victim of a mysterious conspiracy against his common rights and true deserts.
The cure for the evils of democracy is more democracy.
It is my conviction that no normal man ever fell in love, within the ordinary meaning of the term, after the age of thirty.
I feel like my dating life has become a national pastime, and Im not comfortable providing that entertainment anymore.
People say I train dogs, but in many ways I train people.
A lot of women seem to think the way to ingratiate themselves is to put down other women or backstab. That's the quickest way to be eliminated from my life - try that with me, and you're out.
There have been articles saying that all women need to read my book. I ask, why not all men? In fact, that would be even more valuable because we women want to sit down with men and tell them - this is how we feel, this is what we go through.
Sometimes our connection is frayed, it is in danger, it seems almost lost. Views and streets deny knowledge of us, the air grows thin. Wouldn't we rather have a destiny to submit to, than, something that claims us, anything, instead of such flimsy choices, arbitrary days?
You can hardly imagine that I and Lord Bracknell would dream of allowing our only daughter - a girl brought up with the utmost care - to marry into a cloak-room, and form an alliance with a parcel?
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