I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
Joan RiversRead
I think anyone who's perfectly happy isn't particularly funny.
Interpretation
Perfection in happiness may lead to a lack of humor.
Joan Rivers suggests that those who are truly and completely happy often lack a sense of humor, as humor often arises from the struggles and imperfections of life. The idea is that humor can serve as a coping mechanism for life's challenges, and a state of perfect happiness may leave little room for the relatable experiences that humor draws upon.
In practice
This quote can be used during a comedy night to highlight how humor often arises from life's complications.
I must admit I am nervous about getting Alzheimer's. Once it hits, I might tell my best joke and never know it.
"I've learned what's funny verbally ain't so funny on e-mail: They don't hear your intonations. Melissa broke up with somebody over that. She tried to tell him: "That was a joke!" But he just didn't get it. Mick Jagger said, "F- 'em if they don't get the joke." And I love him. That comes with age: Knowing it's their problem, not mine."
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I walk on a stage, and I know if it's been a good show or not. You know when it's been a good interview. No one has to tell you. You know it. You feel it. You can feel the air. You can feel everything about it when it's a good show. And you know when you've messed up.
The word bipartisan usually means some larger-than-usual deception is being carried out.
As long as I can make them laugh, it doesn’t matter how, I’ll be alright. If I succeed in that, the human beings probably won’t mind it too much if I remain outside their lives. The one thing I must avoid is becoming offensive in their eyes: I shall be nothing, the wind, the sky.
A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
Saying women aren't funny is now like saying Asians can't drive or saying black people have bad credit. It's just really, like, so obsolete.
What dreadful hot weather we have! It keeps one in a continual state of inelegance.
True humor springs not more from the head than from the heart. It is not contempt; its essence is love. It issues not in laughter, but in still smiles, which lie far deeper.
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