Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
The Human Species could have been great but instead we became satisfied with lights on our tennis shoes.
Interpretation
This quote reflects on the potential of humanity and how we settle for trivial advancements instead of striving for greatness.
George Carlin's quote critiques the human condition, suggesting that despite our capacity for greatness, we have become complacent, celebrating minor technological achievements like flashy shoes instead of pursuing more significant, meaningful accomplishments. It highlights a tendency to prioritize superficial innovations rather than addressing deeper issues or realizing our full potential as a species.
In practice
This quote can be used during a motivational speech about striving for more in life instead of settling for mediocrity.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
I drink for the thirst to come.
Not our Logical, Mensurative faculty, but our Imaginative one is King over us; I might say, Priest and Prophet to lead us heavenward; or Magician and Wizard to lead us hellward.
A quarrel is quickly settled when deserted by one party; there is no battle unless there be two.
Goodness is to do good to the deserving and love the good and hate the wicked, and not to be eager to inflict punishment or take vengeance, but to be gracious and kindly and forgiving.
What men value in this world is not rights but privileges.
Well, think of what I’m doing to you right now. For me I’m the self, and you’re the object. For you, of course, it’s the exact opposite—you’re the self to you and I’m the object. And by exchanging self and object, we can project ourselves onto the other and gain self-consciousness. Volitionally.” “I still don’t get it, but it sure feels good.” “That’s the whole idea,” the girl said.
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