When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Interpretation
Comedy requires dedication and passion, balancing intensity with a casual appearance.
In this quote, Steven Wright reflects on his extensive experience in comedy, highlighting the commitment it takes to succeed in the field. He emphasizes that while comedy may seem effortless or casual to the audience, performing it is an intense and exhilarating experience that requires years of hard work and practice.
In practice
This quote can be shared during a comedy workshop to inspire new comedians.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Nothing helps scenery like bacon and eggs.
It occurred to me that eating is the only form of professionalism most people ever attain.
When I was a comic in the 1980s, I was on the road somewhere every day, and I'd get back to the hotel, and it was Carson and Letterman, and I looked forward to that all day.
It's a lovely moment when everyone's part of something greater than the sum of its parts. That encapsulates what a comedy gig should be, with the comic as the lightning rod, the Norse mischief god, getting the audience to do something they wouldn't necessarily do.
Ballet: men wearing pants so tight that you can tell what religion they are.
Nothing spoils a good story like the arrival of an eyewitness.
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