When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
Interpretation
Comedy requires dedication and passion, balancing intensity with a casual appearance.
In this quote, Steven Wright reflects on his extensive experience in comedy, highlighting the commitment it takes to succeed in the field. He emphasizes that while comedy may seem effortless or casual to the audience, performing it is an intense and exhilarating experience that requires years of hard work and practice.
In practice
This quote can be shared during a comedy workshop to inspire new comedians.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
If I could only write, I'd write a nasty letter to the mayor, if he could only read.
The best thing about humour is that it shows people they are not alone.
This looks like one of those unwelcome social summonses which call upon a man either to be bored or to lie.
Fly-fishing may be a very pleasant amusement; but angling or float fishing I can only compare to a stick and a string, with a worm at one end and a fool at the other.
As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake.
There's a hell of a distance between wisecracking and wit. Wit has truth in it; wisecracking is simply calisthenics with words.
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