When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
Interpretation
A reflection on the impact of one's work without foreseeing its influence on future generations.
In this quote, comedian Steven Wright shares his surprise at the realization that his work on television in the 1980s had a lasting impact on aspiring comedians who grew up watching him. He acknowledges that, at the time, he was simply focused on his own performance and did not consider how it might inspire a younger audience. This highlights the often-unnoticed legacy that artists can leave behind, influencing the next generation in unexpected ways.
In practice
During a speech at a comedy festival, a performer could use this quote to reflect on their influences.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Sponges grow in the ocean. That just kills me. I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be if that didn't happen.
Opinions are like demo tapes. I don't want to hear yours
I was raised with "Laurel and Hardy" and "I Love Lucy" and Jerry Lewis, and I just loved it. And I had a friend in high school and we would just laugh all day and put on skits. You know, it's the Andy Kaufman thing or the Marty Short thing where you're performing in your bedroom for yourself.
I believe Sarah Palin is a true statesman, whose experience as a failed vice presidential candidate, half-term governor and eight-episode reality star has fully prepared her to take control of our nuclear arsenal.
A woman would never make a nuclear bomb. They would never make a weapon that kills, no, no. They'd make a weapon that makes you feel bad for a while.
HUSBAND, n. One who, having dined, is charged with the care of the plate.
I hate editors, for they make me abandon a lot of perfectly good English words.
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