Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
McDonald's breakfast for under a dollar is actually more expensive than that. You have to factor in the cost of bypass surgery.
Interpretation
This quote humorously critiques the hidden costs of cheap fast food, suggesting that saving money on meals may lead to greater health expenses.
George Carlin's quote exposes an ironic truth about the low-cost options offered by fast food chains. While a breakfast item may appear to be an affordable choice, the long-term health consequences and related medical costs, particularly those associated with obesity, can outweigh the initial savings. In this sense, what seems like a bargain can actually be more expensive when considering overall wellbeing.
In practice
During a health awareness seminar, to illustrate the hidden costs of unhealthy eating.
Life is a near-death experience.
Here’s a bumper sticker I’d like to see: “We are the proud parents of a child who’s self-esteem is sufficient that he doesn’t need us promoting his minor scholastic achievements on the back of our car."
If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
Some people try to get out of jury duty by lying. You don't have to lie. Tell the judge the truth. Tell him you'd make a terrific juror because you can spot guilty people.
Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
Laughter is the tonic, the relief, the surcease for pain.
I used to think you had to live this miserable life and that that would make you funnier, but you don't. The misery will come. The misery will find you.
I was too old for a paper route, too young for Social Security and too tired for an affair.
Humor and laughter - not necessarily derogatory derision - are my pet tools. This may come from my general philosophy of never taking the world too seriously - for fear of dying of boredom.
Laughter is a celebration of our failings. That's what clowns are for. And that's what I am.
Karaoke isn't fair when you're a comedian. The whole idea is to get people laughing and enjoying themselves, and I'm a professional funny guy.
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