I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
Will RogersRead
The more you read and observe about this Politics thing, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.
Interpretation
Reading and observing politics reveals that each political party often has significant flaws.
Will Rogers comments on the disillusionment that often comes with engaging deeply in politics. As one learns more about different political parties and their actions, it becomes apparent that none are entirely virtuous, leading to a sense of frustration and cynicism about the political landscape.
In practice
During a political debate, one might use this quote to express skepticism about all candidates.
I don't make jokes. I just watch the government and report the facts.
People who fly into a rage always make a bad landing.
Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth.
The 1928 Republican Convention opened with a prayer. If the Lord can see His way clear to bless the Republican Party the way it's been carrying on, then the rest of us ought to get it without even asking.
Let advertisers spend the same amount of money improving their product that they do on advertising and they wouldn't have to advertise it.
The man with the best job in the country is the vice-president. All he has to do is get up every morning and say, 'How is the president?'
Now and always, hard-line policy and those who embrace it are vessels for darker forces that are at once self-cannibalizing and combustible. No good can come of them. They are unsustainable because their sense of righteousness denies human worth.
I am not aware how you succeed politically when you insult women, who far more than men consistently provide you with great margins of support.
The legal right of the Southern people to reclaim their fugitives I have constantly admitted. The legal right of Congress to interfere with their institution in the states, I have constantly denied.
Your Constitution is all sail and no anchor.
No matter where I go - London, Beirut, Jerusalem, Washington, Beijing, or Bangalore - I'm always looking to rediscover that land of ten thousand lakes where politics actually worked to make people's lives better, not pull them apart.
Since Israel is a democratic state surrounded by essentially undemocratic states which have sworn her destruction, those interested in democracy everywhere must support Israel's existence.
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