Life is a near-death experience.
George CarlinRead
[On School Uniforms] Don't these schools do enough damage making all these kids think alike, now they have to make them look alike too? It's not a new idea, either. I first saw it in old newsreels from the 1930s, but it was hard to understand because the narration was in German.
Interpretation
The quote critiques school uniforms as a way to suppress individuality among students.
George Carlin's quote highlights the detrimental effects of school uniforms on children's ability to express their individuality. By likening the expectation for students to look alike to the historical context of conformity, Carlin emphasizes that uniformity may not promote a healthy educational environment where diverse thoughts and personalities can thrive.
In practice
A teacher might use this quote to discuss the importance of individual expression in the classroom.
Life is a near-death experience.
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If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party.
This is a lttle prayer dedicated to the separation of church and state. I guess if they are going to force those kids to pray in schools they might as well have a nice prayer like this: Our Father who art in heaven, and to the republic for which it stands, thy kingdom come, one nation indivisible as in heaven, give us this day as we forgive those who so proudly we hail. Crown thy good into temptation but deliver us from the twilight's last gleaming. Amen and Awomen.
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Intelligence tests are biased toward the literate.
I train my chefs completely different to anyone else. My young girls and guys, when they come to the kitchen, the first thing they get is a blindfold. They get blindfolded and they get sat down at the chef's table... Unless they can identify what they're tasting, they don't get to cook it.
Children are apt to live up to what you believe of them.
Basic education links the children, whether of the cities or the villages, to all that is best and lasting in India.
When you're young, you keep reading new writers and you keep changing your mind about how you ought to sound.
I would rather have one article a day of this sort; and these ten or twenty lines might readily represent a whole day's hard work in the way of concentrated, intense thinking and revision, polish of style, weighing of words.
I listened more than I studied... therefore little by little my knowledge and ability were developed.
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