When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
Comedians are sociologists. We're pointing out stuff that the general public doesn't even stop to think about, looking at life in slow-motion and questioning everything we see.
Interpretation
Comedians observe and analyze society, revealing truths that often go unnoticed.
This quote by Steven Wright emphasizes the role of comedians as critical observers of society. By utilizing humor, they highlight and question everyday situations, prompting the audience to reflect on aspects of life that they may normally overlook, thereby offering a unique perspective on social norms and behaviors.
In practice
During a comedy show, to illustrate the importance of questioning daily life.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
I once had a rose named after me and I was very flattered. But I was not pleased to read the description in the catalogue: no good in a bed, but fine up against a wall.
The dog is very smart. He feels sorry for me because I receive so much mail; that's why he tries to bite the mailman.
Never have a battle of wits with an unarmed person.
If you've got a bloodstain on your T-shirt, maybe dirty laundry isn't your biggest problem.
I was married once--in San Francisco. I haven't seen her for many years. The great earthquake and fire in 1906 destroyed the marriage certificate. There's no legal proof. Which proves that earthquakes aren't all bad.
Getting out of the hospital is a lot like resigning from a book club. You're not out of it until the computer says you're out of it.
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