And then Jack chopped down what was the world's last beanstalk, adding murder and ecological terrorism to the theft, enticement, and trespass charges already mentioned, and all the giant's children didn't have a daddy anymore. But he got away with it and lived happily ever after, without so much as a guilty twinge about what he had done...which proves that you can be excused for just about anything if you are a hero, because no one asks inconvenient questions.
Unseen University had never admitted women, muttering something about problems with the plumbing, but the real reason was an unspoken dread that if women were allowed to mess around with magic they would probably be embarrassingly good at it.
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What this quote means
The quote reflects societal fears about women's potential in fields traditionally dominated by men, particularly in magic as a metaphor for knowledge and power.
In this quote, Terry Pratchett humorously critiques the exclusion of women from the Unseen University, hinting that the underlying reason for this exclusion is not practical but rather fear of women's abilities. By suggesting that women would be 'embarrassingly good' at magic, the author highlights the absurdity of limiting access to knowledge and power based on gender, urging reflection on the broader implications of such discrimination.
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In a speech advocating for women's education, you might say, 'As Terry Pratchett pointed out, the real fear is that women would excel if given the chance.'
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