When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Steven WrightRead
Monday is an awful way to spend 1/7 of your life.
Interpretation
This quote humorously expresses the commonly held disdain for Mondays, suggesting that they take up a significant portion of our lives.
Steven Wright's quote cleverly points out the irony of how much we allow our dislike of Mondays to affect our perception of time. By stating that an entire seventh of our lives is spent dreading the start of the week, Wright invites us to reflect on our attitudes towards work and the societal structure of the workweek, all while using humor to shed light on a common struggle.
In practice
Post this quote on social media to relieve Monday blues.
When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, 'Did you sleep good?' I said 'No, I made a few mistakes.'
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time... I think I've forgotten this before.
Right now I’m having amnesia and déjà vu at the same time. I think I’ve forgotten this before.
When I was on TV in the '80s, I wasn't thinking, 'There's a 10-year-old kid watching this and in 15 years, he's gonna be doing stuff that was influenced by me.' I was trying to get my five minutes together. So now that those people are comedians and they're influenced by me - it's bizarre.
I've been doing comedy longer than I haven't been doing comedy, as I was performing for three years before I even got on 'The Tonight Show.' There's truly nothing like it; it's intense and exhilarating, even though it looks so casual.
I don't get up, get dressed, go out, and think, 'Okay, I gotta find eight jokes.'
Cheap cigars come in handy; they stifle the odor of cheap politicians.
Seamen have a custom, when they meet a whale, to fling him out an empty tub by way of amusement, to divert him from laying violent hands upon the ship.
I'm only a beer teetotaler, not a champagne teetotaler; I don't like beer.
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important to the success of comedy, cannot be understood unless one sits among the audience and feels the warmth created by the quality of laughter that the audience takes home with it.
No, my friend, I am not drunk. I have just been to the dentist, and need not return for another six months! Is it not the most beautiful thought? --Poirot
Why, dear boy, we don't send wizards to Azkaban just for blowing up their aunts.
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